THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik my friends have been dragging me out too this place called cream its in Old Town, Is sure youve heard of it.  When you first get to Cream the bad time begins.  They make you wait in line outside forever, letting people they know squeeze past you too get in (which is a lot), making you think it was really poppin in there.  Then after you get in you start scratching your head wondering where everyone is and why in the hell we had to wait outside, and why is everything white??
After the 10 seconds it takes to walk to the other side of the bar you are already left wondering what your gunna do.  You can go outside and smoke, visit the bar which has the most watered down drinks ever or you can dance.  Now I am not one for dancing especially if noone is there and everyone is all drugged out flailing their arms and bumping into everyone.  So I am left to stand all the way at the back end of the club looking like a complete loser standing against a wall.  Luckily I smoke so I can stand outside all night feeding my addiction and further blacuening my lungs.
Their waitresses are all b*tches who get mad when you get in their way and half of them cant speak english, someone should check their green cards.  Their shows are girls dancing in tubs or dudes doing bar tricks, thats the only entertaining part of my night.  Too bad if you watch the dancing girl in the tub youll have a bouncer up your ass. And it is always empty, how does this place make money. Nik this place sucks put it on blastOh and this is the new hang out for your girl G-Girl.  I think all these girls like it cause they can do lines in the washroom.
They actually pay G-Girl to go there, that is how sad this place is.  Everybody knows this place is a cover-up it is only a matter of time before more than the INS raids this place.

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